Black Russian

Long Winded Instructions

This drink is as simple as it is classic. That is, to say, very.

If you're not into sipping on straight Vodka, this adds some sweetness and coffee flavor. It combines 2 things that are both alcohol, and yet they compliment each other in such a way that makes this go down super easy (which by the way, is something to be aware of). Even a seasoned drinker could easily over do it with this one.

Ok, here come the instructions. Settle in because this gets very complicated. First, add Vodka to your glass. Next, add Kahlua. Stir with ice.

Alright actually that wasn't complicated at all, was it? Yeah. You're done. You can enjoy that drink now. In fact, why are you still reading this? All of the useful information was in that last paragraph. The rest of this could be considered fluff to make the instructions longer. Is that really necessary? I guess it depends on whether or not you have enough other stuff to read. If you're hurting for stuff to read, this paragraph could be very useful. We all know that the Internet needs more stuff that people can read. They should really do something about that.

Still here, huh? I admire your dedication to finishing these instructions, even though they clearly stopped being useful 2 paragraphs ago. It shows character. I like that about you. In fact, since you've hung in here with me, I'm going to throw in some bonus information. Yes! You deserve a little treat that the rest of the people... the ones that bailed out already... will simply miss out on. Are you ready? There is another version of this drink that includes heavy cream and it's called a White Russian. Something to think about.