Add the juice and pulp of an orange to a chilled metal mixing bowl. Add sugar and heavy cream. Whip it up until it's your favorite consistency of whipped cream. Test it by having a spoonful right away.
Long winded instructions haven't been written for this recipe yet. It takes awhile to generate that much wind. We'll get to it real soon though.
Yes, I see that look of disapproval. We've been really busy. We had to do our taxes. Also, the dog ate our long winded instructions, so we just need one more night to remember what we wrote. They're actually in the mail already. We promise! They should show up any day now!