Make your cantaloupe syrup and prepare your cucumber. Dry shake an egg white until frothy. Then add ice, gin, and syrup and shake away! Prep your glass, add a nice ice ball, and strain your cocktail right on in there. Add your accordion style cucumber slice bookended by cantaloupe cubes on a fancy toothpick. Serve immediately and enjoy or have someone else enjoy.
Uh oh. That cantaloupe that's been sitting on the counter for 2 days is probably ripe by now. You're gonna have to eat it really soon. You know how quickly these things can go south. You blink and suddenly the cantaloupe looks like a rotted, misshapen nightmare. There's no time to lose!
But it's not time for breakfast and this is really a breakfast food. This is quite the pickle we find ourselves in (actually we'll use the thing before it would get pickled, but I'm getting ahead of myself). How can we enjoy this nice ripe cantaloupe before it goes bad?
I think you saw the answer coming a mile away. That’s right, make a cantaloupe cucumber cocktail. Can’t get anything past you!
So here’s what you do. Dice up that melon before it ages into oblivion and make yourself some cantaloupe simple syrup. We’ll wait here while you do that.
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All set? Good job. That syrup you just made looks great. I’m so proud of you!
Now we’ll need some thin slices of cucumber. This is pretty easy to do with a potato peeler. Get a few and select your 3 most attractive slices. Line a rocks glass with 2 of them in a neat little crisscross pattern. For bonus points, listen to Kris Kross and/or Christopher Cross while you do this. Now set aside your glass and 3rd cucumber slice for later.