Throw the bluebs and mint leaves into a shaker and muddle real good. Add vodka and lemonade. Ice! Shake like the dickens. Strain into a glass. Top with mint leaf garnish.
Have you always wanted to have some delicious lemonade? Yes, you’ve always wanted that. That's right, I'm answering for you. But, didn’t you also want it to be able to get you drunk? Certainly you did, and still do. And further still, wouldn’t you like to have mint and blueb flavors in there to really make this fantasy drink something special? Yes, again! Since we’re dreaming, why not dream big? It would be so great if such a thing existed. It would be amazing! But... oh well. *defeated sigh*
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Wait! Such a thing does exist!
Surprised? Yes, you were very surprised. I really had you going there. I’m still answering for you because, if I’m being honest, I can’t hear your actual responses (though I do assume you’re answering out loud as you read this). Not only does this hypothetical cocktail exist, but you have the power to make it yourself! What you assumed was impossible only moments ago is within your grasp. What a time to be alive!