Combine whiskey or bourbon with apple cider, ginger beer, and a dash or two of pumpkin pie spice. Shake with ice and strain into a glass with different, better, ice. Garnish with another dash of spice and a slice of apple.
Long winded instructions haven't been written for this recipe yet. It takes awhile to generate that much wind. We'll get to it real soon though.
Yes, I see that look of disapproval. We've been really busy. We had to do our taxes. Also, the dog ate our long winded instructions, so we just need one more night to remember what we wrote. They're actually in the mail already. We promise! They should show up any day now!